using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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