Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We just shotgunned beers for America
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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