Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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