PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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