How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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