Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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