i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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