She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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