he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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