ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think your dad took our porno
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
The ass gains better be worth it
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