WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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