I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Oh Jesus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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