ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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