so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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