all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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