Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
