oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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