oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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