whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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