I must be too annoying 4 u.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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