the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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