first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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