ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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