Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.