The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.