I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.