Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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