Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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