I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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