Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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