u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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