I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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