she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
