Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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