She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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