I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
A+ Viking dick
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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