If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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