If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
false alarm. still invincible.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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