I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we made out on top of his cat.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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