all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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