I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
whose parrot is this?
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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