he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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