He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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