Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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