Me too!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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