Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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