Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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