I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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