ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Houston, we have a blender
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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