I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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