Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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