Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well I just put wine in my tea
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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