Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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