i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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