Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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