He uses pillows to masturbate.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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